fun of the day: pick up lines
these are some i searched from internet while searching for the...dumb eng essay which im gona fail. ): wheres yogesh when u need him.
resorting to pickup lines as jokes is no fun. but ya... ->


pls don xiang wai
-Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
-Damn, if being pretty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
-Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
-Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
-Coffee? Tea? or Me?

LOLLL.
right.chao yogesh. why never email huh.huh.huh.