RULES: DO THE "LETTER MEME".

TAG NO LESS THAN 5 OTHER PEOPLE,AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT, INFORMING THEM THAT THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.THEN COPY THE "HOW-TO" LETTER MEME,AND FINISH YOUR JOURNAL ENTRY.



HOW YOU DO THE LETTER MEME:

Dear(the last person who sent you a message)



I don't really know how to tell you this, but___1___I think I realized it____2______3____and I saw you___4___ ___5___.I'm sure you're___6___enough to understand___7___.I'm returning___8___to you,but I'll keep___9___as a memory. You should also know that I___10______11.___



12___,

-your name-



Q1. what's the colour of your shirt?
Blue-our romance is over
Red-our affair is overWhite-I'll join the monastery
Black-I dislike you
Green-our horoscope doesn't match
Grey-you are a pervert
Yellow-I'm selling myself
Pink-your nostrils are insulting
Brown-the mafia wants you
No shirt-you're a loser
Other-I'm in love with your sister

Q2. which is your birth month?
January-that night
February-last year
March-when your dwarf bit me
April-when I tripped on sesame seeds
May-first of May
June-when you put cuffs on me
July-When I threw up
August-when I saw the shrunken head
September-when we skinny dipped
October-when I quoted Santa
November-when your dog ran amok
December-when I changed tennis shoes

3. which food do you prefer?
Tacos-in your apartment
Pizza-in your camping car
Pasta-outside of Chicago
Hamburger-under the bus
Salad-as you ate enchilada
Chicken-in your closet
Kabob-with Paris Hilton
Fish-in women's clothing
Sandwiches-at the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna-at the mental hospital
Hot dog-under a state of trance
None of the above-with george bush and his wife

Q4. what's the color of your sock?
Blue-knock out
Red-Insult
White-carve your insults into
Black-ignore
Purple-pour syrup ontoGrey-pull your clothes off
Brown-put leeches onOrange-castrate
Brown-the mafia wants you
Pink-pull the toupee off
Barefoot-sit on
Other-drive out

Q5. what's your favourite colour?
Black-my best friend
White-my father
Grey-Bill Clinton
Brown-my fart balloon
Purple-my mustard souffle
Red-donald duck
Blue-avocado plant
Yellow-my penpal in Ghana
Orange-my Kid Rock-collection
Pink-Manchester United's goalkeeper
None-my John F. Kennedy-statue
Other-Me


Q6. what do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs-Man
O.C-emotional
One Tree Hill-open
Heroes-frostbitten
Lost-high
House-scared
Simpsons-cowardly
The news-mongolic
Idol-masochistic
Family Guy-senile
Top Model-middle-class
None of the above-ashamed

Q7. what is your mood right now?
Happy-how awful I've felt
Sad-how boring you are
Bored-that santa doesnt exist
Angry-that your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed-that we're cousins
Excited-that there is no solution to this
Nervous-the middle-east
Worried-that your Honda sucks
Apathetic-that I did a sex change
Ashamed-that I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly-that I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous-that I'm open
Other-that Extreme Home Makeover sucks



Q8. what's the colour of the walls in your bedroom?
White-your ring to you
Yellow-your love letters
Red-your Darth Varder poster
Black-your tame stone
Blue-the couch cushions
Green-the pictures from LA
Orange-your false teeth
Brown-your contact book
Grey-our matching snoopy bibs
Purple-your old lottery coupons
Pink-the cut toenails
Other-your memories from the military service



Q9 the first letter of your name?
A/B-your photo
C/D-the oil stocks
E/F-your neighbour Martin
G/H-my virginity
I/J-the result of your blood sample
K/L-your left ear
M/N-your suicide notes
O/P-my common sense
Q/R-your mom
S/T-your collection of butterflies
U/V-your criminal record
W/X-David's tricot outfits
Y/Z-your grades from college

Q10 the last letter in your name?
A/B-always will remember
C/D-never will forget
E/F-always wanted to break
G/H-never openly mocked
I/J-always have felt dirty before
K/L-will tell the authorities about
M/N-told in my confession today about
O/P-was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R-told my psychiatrist about
S/T-get sick when i think of
U/V-always will try to forget
W/X-am better off without
Y/Z-never liked

Q11 what do you prefer to drink?
Water-our friendship
Beer-senility
Soft drink-a new life as a clone
Milk-the apartment building
Wine-cocaine abuse
Cider-a passionate interest for mice
Juice-Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water-embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate-eggplant-fetishism
Whisky-to ruin the second world war
Other-to hate the Boston Celtics



Q12 to which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand-Warm regards
USA-Best regards
England-Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain-Go and drown yourself
China-Disgusting regards
Japan-go burn
Greece-Your everlasting enemy
Australia-Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt-F off now
France-In pain
Other-Greetings to your freaky family



&the letter goes:

Dear Roger

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock-collection.I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.I'm returning your ring to you,but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
-siwei-


HAHAHA.
oh what the shit.
this is superr random and funny.
so fun to do. hahahhaa.

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